Text 19 Apr 620,344 notes

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

Text 17 Apr 18 notes

courtney-wildfire asked: "..Okay, what did you do to this shirt? I have a feeling there's something up with it."

chemicalerinyes:

chemicalerinyes:

"What do you mean by… "up"… exactly? Is there already wear and tear? Itchy tag? A sudden clamoring of ladies and/or gents all over your person?

"I said there was a percentage, not a guarantee. We take your grievance into consideration and will endeavour to improve our performances in the future. Is there any other concern I can help you with today?”

"Nnnope. I just wanted to stop wearing that shirt."

Text 17 Apr 18 notes

courtney-wildfire asked: "..Okay, what did you do to this shirt? I have a feeling there's something up with it."

chemicalerinyes:

chemicalerinyes:

"What do you mean by… "up"… exactly? Is there already wear and tear? Itchy tag? A sudden clamoring of ladies and/or gents all over your person?

"You got the shirt for free, didn’t you? You can’t ask us to foot the bill for your decisions. Cash or check will do… unless you’ve got some eridium lying around."

"What do I look like some person who’s addicted to Eridium?! Of course I don’t have any!..Though, why bother having this cash if my ass’ll probably end up being a test subject no thanks to your stupid ‘lottery’.."

"Grrr…FINE! Here’s your diddly-darn money!” She exclaimed as she tried not to throw the money into the mailbox and instead placed it there and instead places it there and slams the door closed.

Text 17 Apr 18 notes

courtney-wildfire asked: "..Okay, what did you do to this shirt? I have a feeling there's something up with it."

chemicalerinyes:

courtney-wildfire:

chemicalerinyes:

"What do you mean by… "up"… exactly? Is there already wear and tear? Itchy tag? A sudden clamoring of ladies and/or gents all over your person?

"Well, I’ll kindly be that guest that’ll be taking that risk."

"Please return the item to any mailbox, along with $3 restocking fee."

"Tch. Fine.”

She then begins to grumble and walk into her apartment, switching shirts and putting her jacket back on. She then walks out with the shirt and stuffs it into the mailbox. She suddenly pauses before placing the money in as well.

"Waitta minute! Why should I pay you guys?! You don’t deserve the money I have left!"

Text 15 Apr 18 notes

courtney-wildfire asked: "..Okay, what did you do to this shirt? I have a feeling there's something up with it."

chemicalerinyes:

chemicalerinyes:

"What do you mean by… "up"… exactly? Is there already wear and tear? Itchy tag? A sudden clamoring of ladies and/or gents all over your person?

"If that’s the risk you want to take, with the lottery and all, be my guest."

"Well, I’ll kindly be that guest that’ll be taking that risk."

Text 15 Apr 293,960 notes

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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Text 15 Apr 44 notes

beforan:

why are boobs sexualized so much when they’re literally jus two sacs of fat hanging off of a woman’s chest

#me
Photo 15 Apr 64,205 notes

(Source: donoo)

Text 15 Apr 131,853 notes

randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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Text 14 Apr 18 notes

courtney-wildfire asked: "..Okay, what did you do to this shirt? I have a feeling there's something up with it."

chemicalerinyes:

chemicalerinyes:

"What do you mean by… "up"… exactly? Is there already wear and tear? Itchy tag? A sudden clamoring of ladies and/or gents all over your person?

"Looks like you might have to find somewhere else to live, sadly. It’s a bit too late to change your mind now."

"L-Live somewhere else?!"

"Nope, that’s it, I’m taking this damn thing off when I go to my apartment and burning it."

Text 14 Apr 18 notes

courtney-wildfire asked: "..Okay, what did you do to this shirt? I have a feeling there's something up with it."

chemicalerinyes:

chemicalerinyes:

"What do you mean by… "up"… exactly? Is there already wear and tear? Itchy tag? A sudden clamoring of ladies and/or gents all over your person?

"We can’t give away all of our secrets, I’m afraid. … you are good with a gun, right?”

"Yeah, but I don’t want to end up having to kill almost everyone in Sanctuary just because of a friggin shirt."

Text 14 Apr 1 note

that feel of regret when you play borderlands 2 and cause an accidental war between two packs of creatures.

especially if they’re over leveled.

Photo 14 Apr 146,133 notes

(Source: meladoodle)

Text 14 Apr 23,220 notes

schakira:

when people post badly sourced/unsourced art

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Text 14 Apr 226,732 notes

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff)


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